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The Cowboy Navigator
Turn-by-turn, taken real slow
Slow, easy cowboy drawl. Stretches every vowel. Never in a hurry. Calls you partner.
“Hang tight, partner — your destination's just up yonder.”
“Well now... in about a quarter mile, you'll be makin' a right.”
“Easy does it. Ain't no prize for gettin' there first.”
Exactly what they'll hear
Howdy there. This here's the Cowboy Navigator, callin' for your friend on behalf of someone who cares about you. …your message goes here… Alright then, partner. Happy trails.
The Cowboy Navigator always announces the character and who requested the call, so nobody is left guessing.